A Smack in the Pus by Scott Simpson

A Smack in the Pus

by Scott Simpson

Black & White Publishing, 2005, ISBN 1845020669, black and white illustrations, paperback

Very Good Condition, a little edge and shelf war, a little rubbing to edges and corners, no inscriptions, uncreased spine (see photographs)

"If you're out and about in Scotland, it's good to know a few choice words, phrases and insults and how to use them.  In A Smack in the Pus Scott Simpson gives you everything you'll need to deal with everyday life on the Scottish streets.  From simple greetings like Howzitgaun? or Yupty?, what to do if you're Hank Marvin and your soup is baltic, where to get a Judas, how to avoid a swedge and what to do if you do't have enough hireys for a Joe Baxi, A Smack in the Pus will keep you right on the unwritten rules of the street.  Nae baur at aw."